1. Coffee snobs will enjoy this one immensely
2. All the liquor is just sparkling grape juice
3. It looks like if you manage to eat the feast then THEY pay YOU $15
4. The sign is just like, “Trust me on this one.”
5. A Mexican man silently stares at you while you eat
6. I mean, yeah if drive through here enough that’s what’s going to happen
7. Task failed successfully
8. It’s always polite to ask before you dip
9. You should see a doctor
10. And of course, a classic
